The battle...

So JB and I were in our bathroom getting ready for bed last week. This normally takes him 2 minutes and me....oh about 15. of course! so anyways....i'm washing my face when a HUGE fly buzzes by my face. I probably wouldn't have freaked out so much, but it was GYNORMOUS! You could hear it flying from like 10 miles away...ok...a little bit of an exaggeration, but still. So i quickly slammed the bathroom door shut. I didn't want the huge bugger in our bedroom keeping me awake. So I grabbed my sword (bathroom wash cloth) and swung at the enemy! JB grabbed his sword (another bathroom wash cloth) and swung as well. It was hard when you consider how tiny our bathroom is. Not much room for two people let alone two people with washcl....swords. So while we are swinging at the huge fly I'm skreeking like a little girl, worried that JB is going to hit me instead of the fly. After loosing it for a minute or so, we saw it flying once again and slapped it down! JB grabbed some toilet paper and smooshed him. VICTORY!!!!! The Battle for Gondor is won!!!!!